Piss Poor Behavior

So, you may have seen the story about French actor Gérard Depardieu's recent problem on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin. According to CityJet, the actor's plane was delayed just before takeoff and he was told he could not use the lavatory until they had reached crusing altitude. Depardieu then insisted he needed to piss immediately, but the flight crew refused to let him leave his seat. At this point he was passed an empty Evian bottle by his friend, fellow French actor Edouard Baer-(Hey, what are friends for?) which Gérard attempted to use--and this is my favorite part: 'as discreetly as possible.' {Cause nothing says discreet like whipping out your Johnson in public and trying to urinate into a plastic bottle!} Unfortunately, the bottle Edouard gave him was one of those little ones and Gérard's uhh....jet stream....overflowed onto the carpet. Mr. Baer insists his friend was 'stone cold sober' at the time and even offered to clean up the mess. I for one absolutely believe he was sober at the time. Gérard Depardieu is such a pompous ass that there's no need for him to be wasted to pull something like this. Seriously, those passengers should consider themselves lucky he didn't need to go #2.